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Pearhead

a socially rejected being that frequents casinos in the midwestern united states. typically, pearheads do not make much money and thus much leech off of another person to sustain their lifestyle. once a pearhead has latched on, that person is most likely infected for life. the only known cure is a positive relationship with the family of the infected, which pearhead knows and attempts to destroy as it will end his livelihood. pearhead will attempt to manipulate anyone that gets close to it. anyone in proximity should watch out for putrid body odor and young female waitresses must also be wary as pearheads attempt to also feed off of them. pearhead will lie his way into any story/situation and therefore must never be trusted.
damn that guy flirting with those teenagers is a total pearhead!!
by LetterToTheEditor February 6, 2019
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dirty pearl

An adaptation of the glorious pearl necklace with a twist! After completing anal coitus the male participant removes his penis and ejaculates on the neckline of their partner. Thus, completing the Dirty Pearl.
Ben ripped his throbbing penis out of Bethany's ass and came on her neck giving her a dirty pearl.
by Whiskey Shits June 12, 2014
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pearl necklace

when you are titty fucking or getting a blow job and you cum, obviously not in the chicks mouth but on her chest and neck. it drips down the side and creates something looking like a pearl necklace made of cum.
"i hope he enjoyed it...i had to clean up that damn pearl necklace"
by mandy March 31, 2005
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pearls

Pay attention, I'm giving you "Pearls" here.
by TimSJ May 30, 2007
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Pink Eye Pearl Harbor

The Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is most easily described as a sneak attack.

A Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is when you sneak into a friend, sibling, or roommates room while they are sleeping, bend over, spread your cheeks' and let er rip right in the face of the unaware sleeper.

When the unlucky bastard with shitty friends wakes up he will have a face full of fecal matter and a beginners case of the dreaded Pink Eye.

An "Ultimate" Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is achieved when the attacker is of Asian decent and he pulls of the attack on a Sunday morning.
Sizuki: "Bansai!!!"

Chris: "Awww whats on my face?"

Sizuki: "Bansai!!"

Chris: "Fuck did you Pink Eye Pearl Harbor me?"

Sizuki: "Ultimate."
by K1LL_4_FUN March 17, 2011
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Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat

The fastest color in the universe when applied to a Dodge Charger
The Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat Dodge Charger R/T that just passed your TorRed Charger on the freeway has been scientifically proven to be the fastest color in the universe when applied to a Dodge Charger.
by mluker June 4, 2007
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pearly gates

The lips and hood of a pierced vagina. When there's a piercing in there you see it like a pearl when you open them up.
Misty opened her pearly gates to show off her pussy piercing.
by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010
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