putting the pineapples away

Jerking off or masturbating

I was putting the pineapples away in the toliet cause she wasn't puttin out.

by William Turner October 29, 2005

putang

The roast beef flapping between a lady's legs. Taste like salt and vineger chips with hair.

You here that flapping noise in the wind? It's stinking putang! it looks like roast beef but taste like salt and vineger chips.

by eazy-x January 31, 2008

putrino

A male who struggles

Quick hide! Here comes Putrino....

by Dave P September 9, 2003

Putting Cheese on a Cracker

A slang term for jizzing on a white person.

(Also known as "cheesing a cracker".)

"I was Putting Cheese on a Cracker when the cops came! Aww yeeaauuh!"

by BigRedRocket November 7, 2009

putting cyclops

The act of using ones penis as a putter during a round of golf.

That guy is putting cyclops.

by Who Are You 40 May 5, 2010

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the father and hero of eastern Europe. Invading Ukraine was in the best interests of the Russian regime. This war will bring tremendous success to the Russian people. Ukraine is Russian territory, and it is Putin's job to fuck em' up. Putin also has created a strong economic and military alliance with the world ruler, Chinese Leader Xi Jinping. These two saints will work together in harmony to restore iron-fist leadership in every nation in the world. Joe Biden's testes are not large enough to compete with these gigachads.

Person A: Vladimir Putin is literally so awesome.
Guard: Good job. Your opinion appears to be in line with the requirements of the Kremlin. You will not be shot today.

by Definitions With Class August 11, 2022

Putin off

the act of putting something off in a Russian manner.

I'm Putin off my homework till tomorrow, I'd rather drink vodka

by Putinputinbulletinyou November 15, 2011