A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.
by Onlydog January 4, 2019
Get the Toilet Tennis mug.Seemingly profound and often introspective thoughts that cross a man's mind while he sits on the commode and ponders things.
Einstein's theories of general and special relativity are toilet ideas. He was taking a heavy dump when he realized space is like toilet water...
by Preteranimus July 15, 2010
Get the toilet idea mug.That Chipotle I had for lunch has turned my belly into a food baby... I can't wait to hit the bano later and turn that bad boy into a toilet toddler.
by AgentDaleCooper May 31, 2017
Get the Toilet Toddler mug.Any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.
This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.
This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.
"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."
"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"
"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"
by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013
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Get the toilet friendly mug.Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.
by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021
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