Neil Young

Possibly the greatest band of all time. He is rock and roll and everything in between. If you have never heard of him, you should really reflect on who you are, and his music is a neccisity if your going to toke it up. peace, and remember Neil Young is God.

During Neil Young's performance at Woodstock at least 2 million people smoked nug

by Jsa1263 November 7, 2004

i did his nails

to suck ones dick

or

i got my nails done - i got my dick sucked

zack: i got my nails done the other day
tony: was she any good
zack: sure i came all over her face

jenny: i did his nails
vanessa: did you make him cum
jenny: yes and i swallowed it

by devina January 9, 2008

toast and toe nails

It is toast spread with orange marmalade.

Bruce enjoyed his morning toast and toe nails.

by Jon-a-tin May 9, 2006

Neil

Charismatic guy- looks an awful lot like a young Will Ferrell. Smart, funny and kind. Has a tendancy to chat incessantly about random bits of information. His only downfall is his love for Glenn Beck. There is an urban legend going around that Neils are prone to be menstruated on at social events without their willingness.

smart funny kind charismatic Ferrell Beck menstruation Neil

by charmed*one January 7, 2010

Nailsy

Garish and attractive in a local and accessible way. Flashy adaptation of the regional visual patois. Cute, sassy and princess-y in a way that unselfconsciouly references mainly the immediate cultural environs.

Acrylic nails with cubic zirconia; leopard print and lipstick red; artificial flower centerpieces; etched mirrors; famous examples include Barbra Streisand, Eva Longoria, Snooki, and sometimes Beyonce

Usage: "I picked out a nailsy autumn leaves centerpiece when Nana and I went shopping"

by twobootsandahat January 16, 2011

Not Neil

A Not Neil is one of the worst people you'll ever meet. They claim to be an artisit but they ain't. Not Neils are very shy but do try to open up and when they do you want to shoot them in the face. They are obsessed with watching anime and would try to get them to watch it with you, but you wouldn't want to. If you ever see a Not Neil in the wild take action immediately and burn the nest. Once the hive queen is dead the Not Neil drones woud soon fall as well.

Person 1: Hey is that a Not Neil
Person 2: My god it is. DEPLOY THE TROOPS.

by NOOB676 February 6, 2019

Neil

A fat shit, that stays home all day and complains about his wife, is know to break up with you and date your sister. And takes steroids Daily.

Neil aka I fucked yo Bitch

by Xxnxx420 March 18, 2017