A minge magnet is a guy who invariably attracts the opposite sex, much to the irritation of his friends (cf. fanny magnet). However, those he attracts are not always top-notch muff (qv.)
by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005
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she flashed her minge
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Get the Coal miner mug.Trousers or jeans usually worn by middle aged women or sad freaks that come up above the belly button creating a large lump of fat that spreads from stomach to minge emphasising their 'minge gut'(see definition) or creating the appearance of one. Watch 80's music videos or browse the aisles of Marks and Spencers for examples.
Look at that freak in those minge gutsters!
Excuse me, I'm looking for a lovely pair of trousers for my daughter wedding, do you sell minge gutsters?
Excuse me, I'm looking for a lovely pair of trousers for my daughter wedding, do you sell minge gutsters?
by Sarah July 9, 2004
Get the Minge Gutsters mug.the last part of cheese in the part of a womans anatomay that must be removed via the use of a douche. this bit of cheese is usually incredibly manky or otherwise disgusting. quite tasty to those of the swedish persuasion.
"i was wiv some really skanknin bird the other night.>"
"oh yeah"
"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."
"oh yeah"
"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."
by questionable_pie October 12, 2006
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I am studying to be a full time vagina miner but the jobs are hard to find. I need to expand my cv. Mum can you help?? Or damn he is such a vagina miner I envy that dude!!
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