Macharchod

(Hindi) N. One who has sexual intercourse with a Fly.

Sherwin is a Macharchod!

by macharchodman November 18, 2009

Machedit

Editing in the style of one using a machete; cutting wide swaths in subject matter without regard for precision or discretion.

The student gave the seasoned copy editor his paper with the intent to 'cut it down to size.' Little did he know that the unapologetic veteran of the press would machedit his paper beyond recognition.

by alhaddadin January 26, 2011

MachBoob

The speed at which your boob pops out.

D: Phew that was close I was running at MachBoob speed, could have been really bad.

by Machboobspeed January 11, 2013

macheen

How everybody will say machine in the future.

it is now a word

in the year 2100

dude: what's that amazing thing you bought
dude 2: its a macheen that slows down time
dude: how does it work?
due 2: magic watch
dude: cccccccccccccccoooooooooooooollllllllllllllll(slowly)

by love macheen November 13, 2013

machete slapped

1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.

2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).

3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.

Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!

Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.

by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013

Machete speech

When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.

Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.

by NecroBite.EXE August 16, 2015

machelor

A Married Bachelor. A married person whose lifestyle is similar to a bachelor's.

Go home Machelor, remember you have a wife?

by bragboy September 20, 2016