Mental Masturbation

The act of figuring out why the world is fucked up, but that you can't do anything about it... but bitch and moan!!!

See Intellectual Jizz

I know what to do about the middle east situation

Dude stop. That is just Mental Masturbation.

by Equites April 9, 2004

masturbation

The act of blowing ones nose. Too much masturbation can cause chafing and not enough can cause build up of fluids.

"hand me a tissue, I need to masturbate" "I think I'm sick, I've been masturbating all day" "jimmy uses masturbation to clear his sinuses"

by Tranchinafy April 12, 2011

Frenzied Masturbation

When you're shaking hands with your best friend and it gets out of hand. You work yourself up into a frenzy until you come.

"Oh man, Kelly Brook is so hot, I need to knock one out ... ah ah ah ah ah AH AH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god my dick is bleeding! Ah AH AH AH AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHH! Time to chalk another one up for the ole frenzy."

by Celebrity Love Island bites the shit July 3, 2005

Masturbation

Cumming on your hand/making lobe to your self

I love masturbating

Masturbation is amazimg

by Me.meme February 11, 2018

mind-fuck masturbation

It is where you mind fuck a friend/sibling or family member and in that mind-fuck you soon realized that you have also mind-fucked yourself.

Jake: He Dori! too bad we couldn't get in-n-out the other night because it was closed.
Dori: Actually there was some in-n-out wink wink
Both: hahahaha
Jake: that was a great sexual innuendo Dori.
Jake: If only we had a sexual innuendo for that sexual innuendo....o wait, i just mind-fucked myself.

example of mind-fuck masturbation ^

by WetzMeDori May 1, 2009

Masturnation

When a group of 100 or more people masturbate at the same time.

Dude, were you at the masturnation last night?

Nah breh, I did fuck Sarah though

by Yungdaggerdick June 19, 2016

Synchronized Masturbation

The professional artistic form of the circle jerk. Usually requires lots of practice and an over-familiarity with ones friends. It is usually performed in a dark room

Related sports: Fasturbation

He's a gold metalist in Synchronized Masturbation, you can tell by the callouses and the well developed foreams.

by smojo100 March 16, 2009