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I'm not made of money

No, but you've got lots of it in da bank!!
An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.
by QuacksO June 09, 2020
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Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.
Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.
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I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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Man-Made Brigade

Also known as MMB. He is a soon to be big time YouTuber who makes good content. He is known for being super white, buff as fuck, and getting all the bitches.
Friend 1: "Yo are you subscribed to MMB?"
Friend 2: "Who?"
Friend 1: "Man-Made Brigade, you know the hot hunk YouTuber Influencer"
Friend 2: "No I haven't even heard of him"
Friend 1: "dafuq? get outta here with your little brained, stupid ass. We're not friends anymore"
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Self-made Ejdlt

Self-Made Ejdlt is the sexiest mf ever seen on planet earth. He has sexy takes and will steal your bitch if you let him get too close
Me : OMG IS THAT SELF-MADE EJDLT?
Emma : YEAH HE'S SO CUTE😍
by ejdlt February 09, 2022
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