Morning Pop

When you spend a night partying and end up home with fast food of some sort. Leaving it on your night table for the ice to melt over night, you wake up thirsty as hell and slam it. Usually in the morning, hence the name morning pop.

Girl: I was so wasted last night, i woke up and had so much morning pop.
Boy: Nasty! But so did i!!!
Both: hahahahaha

by McMelody November 7, 2007

morning rope

when an aging man loses his ability to wake up wit morning wood, thus it is essentially the opposite of morning wood.

george found that he had once again woke up with morning rope.

by beevisandbutthead December 8, 2009

Morning Clumsiness

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.

Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.

by Zarathud December 10, 2010

Morning Mahogany

When you wake up wif morning wood so hard that it hurts to keep it inside your pants

Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky

Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants

Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)

by The Nigerican June 22, 2011

morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.

Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)

by CandyCup August 6, 2011

morning shadow

It's the thin layer of beard that grows overnight since yesternight's shave.

I love your "morning shadow", keep it up Mr. Shi!

by Ye W. December 15, 2011

Morning rubout

When you wake up and masturbate before even getting out of bed.

I got out of bed after a morning rubout didn't help me get back to sleep

by GaaraoftheDamned August 29, 2012