murda mitten

The act of cutting a finger hole in a mitten, usually the index finger is cut out so that the person can shoot a gun with their mitten.

Mittens Guns murda mitten

by Swaggermaster69 January 30, 2014

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008

mitties

man titties. Man breasts due to being either really fat or doing roids.

That dude has some gigantic mitties. He should lay off those double quarter pounders.

by cc70192hs September 7, 2009

Mittens

A slang term used to describe a man's testicles.

"Suck on deez Mittens!"

"Dave got kicked right in the mittens!"

by Oliofreak March 28, 2008

mittie

man titties

O man that dudez got some serious mittiez!

by Anny Nonimous September 28, 2008

meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung

englishMe it's me...I speak in back translated gibberish on message boards that never makes much sense, and I sign my name with types of boxes translated into german/english

Ich spiele nicht wasser-polo mehr,
Mein Pferd ertrinkt!
- ICH

I am meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung, and my name means, "my name here", sincerly yours, Schuhkasten

by meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung September 13, 2004

Mittzy Flow

Your a bit drunk, and it's almost time to head to a party or a club. You hit the bathroom, toss some gel in your hair, fresh clothes, and your ready to wheel.

Guy 1: You boys ready to hit the club?

Guy 2: Chea, let me do some mittzy flow and we can bounce

Guy 3: Unreal, going to be a sick night!

by Call me mitts April 4, 2011