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Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering male hierarchy. I.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude,….incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaks from a failed condom causing accidental pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using only basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
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Dutch Load

The act of Windmilling/Helicoptering ones penis while simultaneously ejaculating.
Mark: Hey Dan, don't Windmill your dick too hard or it might turn into a Dutch Load.
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!
by Kaibalover232 October 17, 2019
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loaded gloves

When a boxer removes the padding Inside the gloves for maximum impact ie Collins vs Resto
Mayweather won the fight because he had Loaded gloves, automatic disqualification from match
by sidmon69 October 20, 2019
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Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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Load shot

When you blow a load in their mouth and they immediately take a shot
"Last night was wild."

"Yeah Sara's a freak, I can't believe she did a load shot!"
by curly b March 12, 2021
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Load Slobber

Tommy is SUCH A LOAD SLOBBER
Also is Taco Bell available
by AD Kuttin Up March 28, 2021
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Load dropping

When someone hijacks your upload to gain Intel.
I was getting mentally uploaded and someone started load dropping me.
by Jedsall July 10, 2022
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