iron knob

when you masterbate using some sort of lube and it hardens on your dick and you can't get it off so it is permanently hard and you could break someones nose if you turkey slapped them

"broooo he has a stiffy"

"nah mate it's just an iron knob"

"what did he use?"

"honey"

"how long has he had it?"

"2 years"

by 69696966969696969696969696969 February 14, 2009

Double Knee'd Knob Gobbler

A chicken head or a fellatious woman.

I made that Swamp Donkey I met at the bar last night give me a double knee'd knob gobbler.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

Knobbly Penis

Dr Eamonn O'Neill, Lecturer, Department of Computer Science, University of Bath, England

This man is a twat and a cock at the same time, which somehow combines to make him the definition of "Knobbly Penis"

by hohoho January 13, 2004

slob on my knob

Suck a big fat juicy dick like corn on the cob

Ex: yo u better slob on my knob

by Ass blaster 1000 November 15, 2017

Knobby

The state of being, or behaving like a knob, (or annoying person).

What a knobby thing to say!

Why does he have to be so knobby?

by Walkerface November 24, 2011

Wet Knob

Secretion from the urethra (piss-pipe) that accumulates under the foreskin and emits a chessy odour if the individual has not taken care of their personal hygiene. Similar to 'wet tail' in rodents.

Joanne gagged as Lionel revealed his wet knob and demanded she suck it.

Your wet knob stinks more than my queef!

"Oi Phil, get your wet knob off my clean sheets, you bitch", yelled Robert

by Emma & Jo September 26, 2006

knob

a dick, wang, or another such name for "penis"

Your knob is looking like ground chuck after that 24-hour marathon.

by bm February 17, 2004