January 6 

National Capitol Assault day

Democrat: Bro do u wanna go to the movies?

Republican: No bro today is January 6th, the Anniversary of the Capitol Assault

January 6 by imkyle February 25, 2021

January 20, 2021 

The day that Joe Biden gets sworn into the White House as president.

January 20, 2021 also happens to be the day that the Simpsons predict the next Civil War will happen.

January 20, 2021 by Master Of Nations November 25, 2020

january joiner 

a person who joins a gym as a new years resolution but may or may not continue going after the early months of the year.

Jake: Hey Bill want to go work out today?

Bill: No man, all those january joiners are hogging all the treadmills.

january joiner by decemberjoiner January 16, 2009

January 9th 

I was born January 9th it’s no cap 🔥

January 9th the day of me my friend neveah and a lot of dushes

January 9th by Its.Young Dagger November 4, 2019

January 20

Yahya Jammeh is ousted but throws a tanty and The Gambia is invaded.

Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.

James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.

Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.

Person 1: January 20, don't mention it, because it breaks my heart.
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!

January 20 by SliceofJesus January 20, 2017

January 30 

National hug your gf day

Bf:wanna hug.its January 30
Gf: yeah

January 30 by Sport’s Steryotypes January 29, 2020

January 23rd

The perfect day for all a boyfriend to deliver the very best head to their precious significant other

"Oh, its January 23rd, I should probably get home to the missus to celebrate by going down hard on her"

January 23rd by onebigspectacularmesso November 28, 2019