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Jaden

Jaden is usually a dirty minded person that smokes weed while jerking off to pictures of dead chickens, however he is easy to get along with and can be a good friend
That jaden he is a different cookie
by Hu janus November 10, 2020
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'a Jade Goody'

Doing something simply for the publicity.

Noted as 'pulling a jade goody'.

Even taking it so far as to die to be able to sell the rights to your funeral for your ugly kids and criminal husband.
Look at madonna and her new adopted baby, she definitely pulling' a jade goody'.

did you hear katie price and peter andre broke up?
nah man, they're just pulling 'a jade goody'.

whats the difference between cancer and a goat?
jade goody can't milk a goat
by TobesLax June 18, 2009
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Shane&jade

They are strong, head over heals in love. have big big plans for the future. Supportive,great communication,family oriented, best friends. They have been through hell and back together. They can survive anything life throws at them.

They love to show affection and give each other cute nicknames like honey,baby,angel,my love

And they love the others families and siblings with everything they have

Shane and jade are a strong and great couple full of fun and love even if they are far they are close.
“Shane and jade are so strong together!”
“Wow,shane&jade are really in love!”
by Unknown 962 November 4, 2020
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Jaden Adrastos Callaway

Jaden Adrastos Callaway is a widely known musician, among his other talents, he is currently playing the Drums. He played for professional bands such as the rock band Clutch, and Rosella. He is a native of Cleveland, Ohio (South Cambridgeshire UK) as he likes to call it.

He speaks, English, French, Arabic, Latin, and Taushiro (Pinche/Pinchi)

He is tallish, long flowing blonde hair, an Eagle Scout, and of British descent.
Did you catch the Clutch show last night? Yeah Jaden Adrastos Callaway gave me his sticks and I fainted.

I met this guy named Jaden Adrastos Callaway on the subway, He gave me an orgasm with his eyes.
by StaceySmiles January 5, 2010
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Jade

Jade is an ornamental stone (gem) that is said to have mysterious energies in China. Jade is called Yu in Chinese and is collected and valued by many for its antique value. The greener the Jade the more valuable it is.

Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite).

Jade in New Zealand is known as pounamu in the Mâori language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc

Jade is also known as a plant (Crassula ovata, Crassula portulacea) of friendship that originated in South Africa. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant.

Jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat! Great Movie!!!
"That is a lovely piece of Jade, how much?"

"What the stone or my wife?"

"Whatevers the cheapest?"

"Hrmm... that would be my wife."

Split personality dilemma...
JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders.
DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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jaded

That feeling you get about college after a month or two, when you realize it isn't any better than high school was and you're still wasting your time. When you start to question why you're there at all.
Guy 1: Dude, I thought college was going to be great, but the caf. food sucks, I have no money, the girls are all bitches, and my classes blow.

Guy 2: You sound pretty jaded, man...

Guy 1: So totally am; don't think I'm coming back next semester.
by CynicalAndJaded November 9, 2009
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jade

that a complete babe, whos knickers you want in
mmmh... look at her, what a jade!
by conor_ September 27, 2007
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