The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.
Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
Get the Jacker's Hand mug.the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off
by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010
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When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.
by Lacey13 January 17, 2012
Get the Mommy Jacked mug.Cheese-jacker - the boss, the one who passes out the cheese. Cheese Jacking is when you pass out the cheddar (aka checks) to your employees. Cheese Jacking is also when you make money by being good at business, aka steel the cheese.
"Boss is a good cheese-jacker, he has the checks on time, every time.."
or
"Dude, we are going to make 35% on this deal, that company needs to get with it, just call me the cheese-jacker".
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"Dude, we are going to make 35% on this deal, that company needs to get with it, just call me the cheese-jacker".
by Mustards12's December 26, 2013
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Get the Crack Jacker mug.The lowest form of human life. Essentially a personality-less bottom feeder. They don't have enough intelligence or confidence to just be themselves, so they try to suck the life out of someone who is cooler or more "fresh" than they are. Usually broke and insecure. The male Swagger Jacker more than likely suffers from baby dick disease and tries to appear cooler than they are to overcompensate. Usually the same the same type of person who will try to break you down to build themselves up. Sorry, hating on me will not make your baby dick grow. Swagger jackers come in all races, creeds, shapes and sizes. Beware, they may be amongst you right now!
Person 1: Damn this corny ass motherfucker really hates on me hard, but then goes out and copies everything I do and has the nerve to think he's cool!
Person 2: Wow, what a Swagger Jacker. Must be trying to overcompensate for his baby dick
Person 1: hahahahaha sucks to be him
Person 2: Wow, what a Swagger Jacker. Must be trying to overcompensate for his baby dick
Person 1: hahahahaha sucks to be him
by mister originality May 16, 2015
Get the Swagger Jacker mug."Why am I so jacked" is used by males who work out or/ and li heavy weights to describe their muscles , or ideas they have a great build.
(as Mason looks at himself in the mirror while flexing)
"Why am I so Jacked?"
His friends response is " that gym membership is paying off"
"Why am I so Jacked?"
His friends response is " that gym membership is paying off"
by Crissygirl June 15, 2012
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