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padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers
by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023
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Camel's Hankerchief

The gusset of a ladies underwear when aroused and moisture is showing. Derived from "Camel Toe", with consideration to the issue of a camels snout when it has a cold.
Ms. Higgins was astounded by Lord Barnsworth significant man parts , so much that her nether garments had become to resemble a Camel's Hankerchief
by freudianslip69 September 18, 2024
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Drop the Hankerchief

The practice of victorian-era women of dropping their personal handkerchiefs before attractive men, in order to have them return it, thus giving him context and opportunity for conversation and potential romantic interaction, whilst still maintaining her plausible deniability.
"Dude, these dumb-arse country girls all just make eyes at me from a distance, then when I don't approach they get all butthurt.

Don't they know how to drop the Hankerchief"?
by Jay_Aargh 83 September 30, 2024
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Fuck No Hander

Similar to the bmx trick, the Tuck No Hander, where you put your arms up in the air while performing sex in a position of your choice.
Holy shit I walked in Todd’s room when he was with his girl and he was performing a Fuck No Hander.
by AccomplishedFly4368 January 7, 2025
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The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!
I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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Nigerian Coat hanger

The act of sitting on top of someone's face like a perched gargoyle with your feet and balls in their mouth at the same time.
Gurt: Me and my girl usually get pretty freaky. Last night i gave her a Nigerian Coat Hanger.

J. Epstein: You make me sick.
by Kiddnaps December 26, 2025
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Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.

Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.
Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"

Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023
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