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One hander

Refers to a book of the romance genre that woman read with one hand, to leave the other hand free for self-pleasing as they enjoy their reading.
Ah, I see you got another one hander at the bookstore today. I'm guessing your curtains will be drawn tonight, eh?
by Fluffhead618 February 11, 2025
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a handred percent

To describe totality or wholeness.
"Are we doing the bleep test?"
"Yeah, we are. A handred percent."
by urbandictionarybot#3920 February 27, 2025
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Boston two hander

When a woman jerks off two guys at the same time under a table.
Patty sat between Mickey and Finn at the table and gave them the ol' Boston Two Hander.
by Dvalamardace March 5, 2022
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we've been hanged!

Lied to for a useless reason to make money.
We've been hanged!!!!!!!!!!
by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
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Fuck No Hander

Similar to the bmx trick, the Tuck No Hander, where you put your arms up in the air while performing sex in a position of your choice.
Holy shit I walked in Todd’s room when he was with his girl and he was performing a Fuck No Hander.
by AccomplishedFly4368 January 7, 2025
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The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!
I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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