Big Greek Sexy

A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.

1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline [phone]

“Did you see Big Greek Sexy yesterday?”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”

by PossumH8ter June 15, 2025

Pete the Greek

The act of collecting tons of tzatziki sauce from your weekly gyro until you’re ready to get down and dirty. You pour all the tzatziki sauce on your forehead and sometimes down your neck, a similar sensation to a bukkake

Me and the boys are gearing up to do a Pete the Greek this weekend, I can’t wait for a mouthful that shit is gonna have me rock hard!

by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025

Greek

Greatest peak

It is used when you refer to something that really changed your worldview in a meaningful way.

Example: "Umineko is really the greek media out there."

by Soycloud September 22, 2025

Greek

1. Anything originating from the Hellenic Republic, known to the Anglosphere as "Greece"

2. An Indo-European language spoken primarily in Greece and Cyprus, as well as some other regions of the Balkans and in enclaves within countries such as Australia, especially in Melbourne

3. Used as hyperbole within the Anglosphere to refer to anything that is extremely complex/complicated (see rocket science and brain surgery)

"It's all Greek to me."

by This is my handle okay October 5, 2025

greek hairfly

when a greek girla opens her pants to you
and suddenly retarded frodo jumps out at you
and says 'God bless us everyone' while holding
a bag of meth and a bunch of dead fetuses from
her last few boyfriends

The demonette opened her huge greek hairfly to make her halloween puke before love making.

by sinrlifemattrs October 10, 2025

Greek Coffee

Someone who goes to get a cup of coffee at the dead of night at the only place that’s open (i.e., a greek restaurant).

This port authority cop took me out to get a greek coffee instead of drinking at my place.

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 20, 2025

Little Greek

Comes from the origin of a Latina falling for a Romanian man at first sight, having yearning him for months she finally was able to have him all to herself. Little Greek is the most handsome looking man that resembles a Greek statue, which inspired the name and has the most pretty blue eyes. Little Greek rages at FIFA, breaks mirrors, and occasionally smells like a cactus at times but is a very intelligent man. I love my Little Greek.

Little Greek: Oh my days.... are you clapped?

Latina: No, are you?

Little Greek: Are you stupid?

Latina: Be quiet, Greek.

by valentinesruby November 14, 2025