keep it greasey

To keep it greasey is to do the perform the prep work for anal sex.

"Keep it greasey,
so it'll go down easey"
- zappa

by boheeka July 28, 2005

Grease

To fuck. To bang. To have sex with an opposite person

I hella grease that girl the other day

by marcozzz March 4, 2015

The greatest boyfriend ever

Usually what dozy, half-conscious, in-a-daze teenage girls say about every boy they go out with, often on facebook (in their status or on their profile page).

This is usually followed by 'I hate x', 'x is the worst boyfriend ever' or 'how could x/he do this to me?'. These comments are usually brought on by the guy dumping her after a good long run, and because the girl is so blinded by love, she fails to realise that teenage relationships were never meant to go anywhere further than a couple of weeks of teen sex because most guys are smart enough to know that the girl they choose to go out with has a long list of flaws that would make her incompatible in a proper adult relationship with them, and are only interested in the short run, as they should be.

Girl 1 - OMG he's the greatest boyfriend ever!

Girl 2 - Chillax, you've been going out for like a week.

A month later.

Girl 1 - OMG I hate him! He's the worst boyfriend ever! *Cries*

Girl 2 - Well what do you expect? It's not as if you were going to get married...

by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010

greaser

Derogatory term for Hispanics or Italians (dependent on where you live).

by thatguy January 19, 2007

Greasemonkey

Cool extension for firefox. Let's you run user scripts, that modify how a web page acts.

I use Greasemonkey in Youtube, I use a script that runs vids in HD automaticly.

by TheChosenBoy February 12, 2009

Ball grease

The build up under your balls

Man it was so hot outside I had ball grease.

by Madison20691 May 30, 2006

grease

Cocaine in powder form

i just snorted some grease

by norb April 18, 2007