Someone who takes credit for all good things that happen but denies liability for all bad things that happen.
Scientist: Hey everyone I found a cure for cancer!
Christian: Praise the lord for curing cancer though this man!
Scientist: But didn't god create cancer in the first place?
Christian: Erm... Free will... Noahs ark... Blame the gays!!
Christian: Praise the lord for curing cancer though this man!
Scientist: But didn't god create cancer in the first place?
Christian: Erm... Free will... Noahs ark... Blame the gays!!
by JesusChristRulezz April 15, 2014
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Get the god mug.Oh my goodness, this is freaky. Is there not one person who has been on this site that knows what they're talking about? God's real ... I was just talking to Him a minute ago, and it scares me that people not only don't know Him, but they can post rubbish about mythology and psychological problems ... God is God, gracious, loving, creator of the universe, miracle worker, my best friend. Please, please, please don't fall for anything less! On all of eternity and the blessing of freedom from stuff that goes on without Him, I beg you - check Him out, seriously.
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(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
synonyms: the Lord, the Almighty, the Creator, the Maker, the Godhead; More
Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh;
(God) the Father, (God) the Son, the Holy Ghost/Spirit, the Holy Trinity;
the Great Spirit, Gitchi Manitou;
humorousthe Man Upstairs
"a gift from God"
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
"a moon god"
synonyms: deity, goddess, divine being, celestial being, divinity, immortal, avatar
"sacrifices to appease the gods
(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
synonyms: the Lord, the Almighty, the Creator, the Maker, the Godhead; More
Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh;
(God) the Father, (God) the Son, the Holy Ghost/Spirit, the Holy Trinity;
the Great Spirit, Gitchi Manitou;
humorousthe Man Upstairs
"a gift from God"
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
"a moon god"
synonyms: deity, goddess, divine being, celestial being, divinity, immortal, avatar
"sacrifices to appease the gods
by Goodyfact May 4, 2016
Get the God mug.Modern Definition) The "all powerful" person in the sky you blame when something bad happens to you and thank when something good happens to you.
Extremist Definition) The person who created the world and controls the laws of physics. You will go to hell if you defy him so if he asks you to fly a plane into a building, do so or you will be punished in the afterlife.
Atheist Definition) The imaginary figure who was created by man to explain things man didn't understand and continuously revised to not look obsolete in the face of science. This figure is given credit for natural disasters, good rain, and the work of men.
Extremist Definition) The person who created the world and controls the laws of physics. You will go to hell if you defy him so if he asks you to fly a plane into a building, do so or you will be punished in the afterlife.
Atheist Definition) The imaginary figure who was created by man to explain things man didn't understand and continuously revised to not look obsolete in the face of science. This figure is given credit for natural disasters, good rain, and the work of men.
Doctor: I have good news, after 36 hours of surgery with a team of 5 doctors, we were able to save your baby's life. Our doctors were called back from their vacation so you should...
Mother: Thank the Lord!
Doctor: Um, maybe you should thank the...
Mother: Oh God! I am so grateful for your mercy, I will pray to you everyday!
Mother: Thank the Lord!
Doctor: Um, maybe you should thank the...
Mother: Oh God! I am so grateful for your mercy, I will pray to you everyday!
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