Fap dungeon

A cave that a man creature crawls into to masturbate, he rarely leaves, only to get food

"Anyone see Josh? Haven't seen him all day..."

"Yeah he's in his fap dungeon..."

by Karab okama January 07, 2021

pogo fap

The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.

Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

Timed-Fap

Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.

I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!

by TheGioSerg October 23, 2011

butterfly fap

When you lube up your feet and sit Indian style, with bottoms of your feet facing each other and use them to beat your dick.

My mom caught me butterfly faping last night while I was on pornhub.com

by Mark Camry April 27, 2015

Pity Fap

When you fap to the thought of someone purely because you feel bad for them.

Person 1: "What's something you've done purely out of the goodness of your heart, but never told anyone?"

Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."

Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"

by KuwagaRaiger January 24, 2022

spite-fap

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.

I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.

by Walter Duckface August 08, 2015

Fanta fapping

The art of dismembering ones hand and using it to masturbate

Ian "rick, have you ever tried fanta fapping "?
Rick "no whats that"?

Ian" look it up on urban dictionary"

by Jumont 357 October 20, 2016