Fatcent

1. a distinctive mode of pronunciation of a language, specifically one associated with a fat person.

"Yo that chick is definitely fat"
"How can you tell? We haven't even seen her"
"Trust me bro, she's got that fatcent"

by ISteady November 21, 2024

Factsational

Powerfully
grounded in truth in a way that is impressive, undeniable, and impactful. A blend of “factual” and
“sensational.

“Her presentation on climate change wasn’t just informative — it was factsational, leaving everyone both enlightened and inspired.”

by Kenant Pierre February 22, 2026

Facts to Facts Fallacy

Also known as the factual fallacy, hyperrealistic fallacy, "real world" fallacy, factchuck, realitychuck, or "reality" fallacy—offering dogmatic, closed-minded claims about "facts" and "reality" in a way that treats them as self-evident, unquestionable, and beyond interpretation. The fallacy involves treating one's own interpretation of facts as the facts themselves, dismissing other perspectives as out of touch with "reality." It often includes double standards: my facts are real, your facts are ideology. The fallacy is fundamentalist in structure—it elevates a particular view of reality to the status of reality itself, then uses that elevation to dismiss all alternatives.

"I'm just dealing with facts, not your ideology!" they announced, while presenting cherry-picked data with clear bias. That's Facts to Facts Fallacy—using "facts" as a shield against having to examine your own assumptions. Facts are real; treating your interpretation of them as Reality Itself is not."

by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026

FATCH

Person who thinks they're the flash but in reality they are FATCH - slow and fat

Person: Im the fucking flash.

Respondent: Nigga you're the fucking fatch

by FATCHASS February 26, 2025

FATCH

Jon Bair thinks that when there are ages old layers of framing, plumbing and electrical problems from whack-ass home -owner improvements, that it is FATCH.

This nightmare shimming for drywall is FATCH

by Akkymowmow June 22, 2025

Fatass

How you eat food, not by how much food you eat.

“Look at how Dallas is eating his burger with his fries and chips in it.”

“Yeah that’s some real Fatass activities.”

by PurpleRhino456 December 15, 2025

alt-facts

Short for "alternative facts" - a newspeak term for things that are completely wrong, but one decides to give a fuck about truth. Coined by Kellyann Conway, spin doctor of US President Donald J. Trump.

"It's a lie. But we will not say lie, because thats a bad word. We don't use bad words. We never do them. We use right words. Right words, alt-right-words, alt-facts. Who needs facts anyway. I won." Donald J. Trump

by blippo2 January 24, 2017