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by cab slag ✨ July 30, 2020
Get the faith mug.When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
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Hi! I'm Faith Landy, nice to meet you. I'd like to say that I am very friendly and artistic (even though I kind of suck ). My favorite game is Undertale. My least favorite game is Fortnite. ( pls dont h8 meh ) I have many friends and maybe you can be one of them! Bye! :3
by lol666slime November 12, 2019
Get the Faith Landy mug.A girl who normally is a bitch and a toxic friend normally cant keep a man and normally the most needy person you'll ever meet she only cares about her own problems the biggest hoe in the world
by Albktv3k November 20, 2019
Get the Faith mug.When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020
Get the Old Faithful mug.Faith-So pretty thinks she all that cause she is and she is very much unique and loves to talk mess about people and says it to there face and knows how to fight she a BIG Gangster she think she run everybody and she talk back a lot Faith we’ll also put her self first then think of others.
by anonymous December 10, 2022
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