dry sandwich

A non moist version of a sandwich which usually contain no butter and gives long stares into the abyss that is your life

Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!

by That_sandwich_person April 10, 2018

Dry Sally

when you bustin a fat one before you nut put your dick in a vacuum and have it suck the nut out ya balls

Ever had a Dry Sally?

by jehsheufikrje May 23, 2018

dry wank

when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out

anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank

anon 2: that’s fucking grim

by xjamos July 22, 2021

Dry Wank

To clean the pipes of ones pink oboe with no jazz score to hand.

I had a painfukl dry wank last week when the interent went down for a day; Rubbed my cock raw.

by Scurlage July 27, 2020

dry stack

The result of having turned off the water supply valve to the toilet then flushed to ensure the bowl is "dry", only to drop a deuce and close the lid, leaving it for your unsuspecting friend/enemy/mother to find.

John wrote all over me last night when I passed out drunk, so I dry stacked the toilet before I left his house.

by maui_sponga February 02, 2011

Dry Hustle

When you work at a dollar store as a cashier buying items when no one is looking for pennies at your own cash register.

Q: Hey yo why did Reggie get fired for being a cashier at Family Dollar for?
A: Because he got caught doin some dry hustle at the cash register.

by p1neapplep1zza August 21, 2023

dry meat

hard dick needing lubrication

It hurts when my boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat in my vagina.

by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016