dicky niggy

When a honkey donkey ass slimmy jimmy ass bitch calls someone entitled when they're the entitled ones. A hypocrite exclusively for the the action of calling someone entitled.

"I can but I wont" - 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴💔💔💔💔- This yo heart???? Also one more thing 👴👴 "i UsED tO bE BlAckEr tHaN mY blAck FriEnds" 👴🏿👴🏿🤓🤓🤓🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🧔 ♂️🧔 ♂️🧔 ♂️🧔 ♂️🧔 ♂️🧔 ♂️🧔 ♂️🧔 ♂️ - Old ass heart problem ass man. No wonder your woozy doozy ass druggy ass med taking self has to give out tests you bumfuck dumbass Thats why yo uncoordinated shitty ass self tripped on a ladybug then blamed a class for using their eyeballs dumbfuck faggot. Look at you with yo uglyass shitty ass 4$ glasses bruh. "Yall, see what I mean? You guys are entitled"🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓. Actually retarded you dicky niggy ass slimmy jimmy ass bitch. You pedophile ass bitch trynna make a party for girls only, but you failed clown ass nigga. You belong to the circus act you fucking trampoline rope breezy wheezy ass heart problem ass nigga. As a matter of fact you belong to the theatre since yo entertaining ass clown ass self makes for a good film of the worlds dumbest person. Wonder how it feels having 2 IQ? I guess you don't have to. Only number above 100 you'll ever have is your age you dumbass nigga. Honkey donkey ass black ass fucking monkey. Why don't you take a take a look in the mirror at yourself? This you? You fucking monkey slave bitch. The fuck happened to your whip bruh, did your slave turn you into his slave?

by osdjfiojerjo March 10, 2022

Parrot Dick

A penis that has a monsterous overhang due to an unfinished circumcision.

Due to his parrot dick, he was unable to release a full load in a single bust.

by The Lintlicker December 14, 2010

vodka dicking

The act of sticking ones' penis into a bottle of vodka and getting super drunk.

Guy 1: Dang that guy's the life of the party! What's he doing?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's vodka dicking!

by milsyway June 16, 2016

6 dick trick

A sexual act in which a person has all holes filled, 2 in the mouth, and is jerking off 2 dicks.

I couldn't believe the stripper at the bachelor party actually performed a 6 dick trick, it was AMAZING!

by lalaloveless August 8, 2016

Total Dickhead Event

Total Dickhead Event: a public drunken stupor so embarrassing, humiliating, and utterly mortifying as to convince the most hardend boozer to giving up the drink.

“I’ve been on the wagon since my Total Dickhead Event at Meghan and Harry’s wedding.”

by Superchuck September 6, 2018

Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

A bullcrap message that Urban Dictionary decides to pull when all you wanna do is look up frickin definitions cause you're bored at 2am.

Me: *goes on Urban Dictionary*
Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is busy right now.
Me: Go step on a Lego :)♥️♥️

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

Dog Dick

An expression if disapproval.

Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 18, 2021