Alabama Cozy Dog

The act of rubbing two penis’s together until they ejaculate onto one another much like dry humping or tit fucking.

I was with my friend last night and we both had a major boner so we had an Alabama Cozy Dog.

by Crazybird69 May 18, 2021

Acting crazy

acting all types of weird or comfortable

*touches thigh intimately* “woah you acting crazy chill out !”

by The real definitions of urband February 25, 2022

Hide the Crazy

The line in Miranda Lambert's new song: Mama's Broken Heart. It means to avoid looking like an ass when all you really want to do is blast someone for being such an loser. Holding back anger. Caution: only show the crazy to one who loves you unconditionally.

I think I'm going to have to Hide The Crazy after that debacle! It's just not worth my time.

by wasteoftimehidethecrazy May 16, 2013

pull a crazy

Actively acting super cray to sabotage and permanently end a relationship. Suggested methods include: calling repeatedly until they block your number, making poor, personal jokes at their expense, excessive radio silence, showing up to their home or place of work randomly and making a scene, constantly picking fights about intensely personal subjects and not backing down.

Pulling a crazy is intended to destroy a relationship while convincing the other person it was entirely their idea, and was necessary for their own safety.

When his ex was still calling and emailing tortured love letters months after their split, Patrick realized he was going to have to pull a crazy to get rid of her once and for all.

by Malapropos September 20, 2013

pick your crazy

A simplified view of dating and compatibility. Men or Women; they're all crazy, its just about finding that particular flavor of crazy that does not bother you. Used often to comfort or console friends that have had unsatisfactory or unsuccessful attempts at dating.

"We had to break up; she flips out , and goes on a man-hating binge whenever anyone ever mentions her Dad ."
"Yeah, pick your crazy"

by Mauitime Mark September 22, 2016

That is crazy

Pepole are insane and are trying to burn every fucking person they meet.

I wanna kill everyone
Dude, That is crazy!

by Nekromancers December 14, 2018

it gets crazy in the house

when shit hits the fan and you can do nothing but acknowledge, accept, and move forward

Francois: *shouting* "OH NO! My weird nephew just streaked my wedding! He’s 37!"
Janet: "You know what they say, *whispering yoda voice looking dead into your soul* it gets crazy in the house."

by hehe2116 April 28, 2020