Creepy Old European Men

Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.

Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!

Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler

by Zeke303 May 24, 2016

creepy fritz

A man who leers creepily at you while working at a retail store.

Get me away from that creepy Fritz

by Chiefwiggumbiggum March 26, 2017

Creepy

Demitrious

Person 1: That haunted house we went to was so Demitrious

Person 2: I know it was really creepy

by Zeze125 August 2, 2017

Creepy Sleepy

A fictional character who constantly appears in Jack Smiths' creative-writing pieces.

'I saw Creepy Sleepy in my dream, last night!' she exclaimed.

by Spuds987 October 12, 2017

creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice

Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package

by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

Creed

A hard tough man who can open a jar of pickles by using his pinky finger.
A hard drinker.

Man #1: Stop drinking that gallon of jack Daniels or you will be a creed.
Man #2: Fuck off before I remove your pac user.

by Insannnnnnity June 26, 2018

creed

that one friend who steals your shit. you love them anyways but can never trust them to not swipe your money or belongings. (Giuliana, but sometimes Camilla)

God damnit Delaney do you know where my foundation went? "No sorry, creed probably has it."

by kelly kippur May 8, 2018