crap

A respectable curse word. Not as heralded or as fun to say as shit, fuck or even damn, but still a fairly respectable curse word.

-A milder word for shit, meaning poop, feces, excess, dung, plop, manure, #2, spoor or dropping.

-Something you say out of anger, sudden realization or frustration.

"Ahh crap, I forgot my (add whatever noun you want)."

"Haha, that asshole's dog just took a crap and now he has to pick it up."

by Lazy Legs and Fast Hands April 19, 2009

Crap to hell

A way of expressing frustration by cursing/swearing.

When someone cuts you off in traffic and you scream at them "Crap to hell"

You spill coffee all over yourself, "Crap to Hell"!!!

by Habs Fan_Mtl October 24, 2009

crap

Cut Rate Auto Parts

My car is powered by C.R.A.P.!

by seiferguy January 2, 2007

load of crap

A load of crap is literally just a whole lot of shit. It is often being used to for example this:

Dammit! My computer won't work! Stupid load of crap!

load of crap

by The_Shadow November 2, 2013

capri

n: American, based off of 'hot sex'
name used to describe any girl who you would want to have sex with.

Man, she's a real Capri

by Fred September 1, 2004

cut the crap

1. A person that doesn't stop for chit-chat. A guy who meets a girl and goes out with her the next day cuts the crap.

2. To tell someone to stop talking.

1.
Guy 1- I met a girl last night, I took her all the way to 4th base!
Guy 2- Wow, you really cut the crap.

2.
Guy- So, how long have you been in the mobile phone industry?
Girl- cut the crap and pull your pants down.

by Mr. Cut the Crap March 13, 2009

Crap Cakes

Usually said as an exclamation, crap cakes is an expression used when one is in for an ass kicking.

Bully: I'll Kill you.

Nerd: OH CRAP CAKES!

by the ace of spades March 27, 2008