Cougar

a woman 21+ who works at stop and shop and prays on the younger coworkers/ customers without thinking theres anything wrong with her actions.

That damn Mirissa is such a cougar she's always hitting on that young kid in produce.

by Nikki NOPANTSZ December 4, 2009

toothless cougar

Middle-aged divorced or single women on the prowl for male companionship who don't really want sexual activity, they just want to be seen.

The two toothless cougars by the bar just want some attention and maybe free drinks, but wouldn't put their hand on a cock if their life depended on it.

by bullet88 June 17, 2009

Cougar Step

Awkard walk of shame, pride, guilt, or simply handicapped

When I saw a helpless drunk shuffling his doc marten's across the street I asked what the hell he was doing.

He replied " Something I like to call the Cougar Step"

by trevor Boone August 5, 2007

cougar meat

The aging reproductive organ of a wily, sexually charged woman in her 40s. Usually resembles rotting flesh. The sweet/pungent scent will often attract flies.

I'm sick of college girls, man. Let's hit up the Pottery Barn and track down some cougar meat!

by Brohamity Sam July 9, 2007

Cougar

The cougar (Puma concolor), also commonly known as the mountain lion, puma, or catamount, is a large felid of the subfamily Felinae native to the Americas. Its range, from the Canadian Yukon to the southern Andes of South America, is the greatest of any large wild terrestrial mammal in the Western Hemisphere. An adaptable, generalist species, the cougar is found in most American habitat types. It is the second heaviest cat in the New World, after the jaguar. Secretive and largely solitary by nature, the cougar is properly considered both nocturnal and crepuscular, although sightings during daylight hours do occur. The cougar is more closely related to smaller felines, including the domestic cat (subfamily Felinae), than to any subspecies of lion (subfamily Pantherinae), of which only the jaguar is native to the Western Hemisphere.

Shot some cougars last night.

by Samurai Shaq May 31, 2015

Cougar

A mountain lion, also called a cougar yet not "Cougar" as in a hot 30 yr old female comming for ya. Mostly live in Minnesota, South and North Dakota. If you find a cougar, kill it, if it is a old human women, also kill it.

Dude, we saw this cougar the other day, yeah it was cool, my friend MJ was chasing it!

by Tina Field May 2, 2006

cougar cubs

the offspring of any cougar that has successfully mated with her cougar bait

" oh yeah jen & walt? she is totally the cougar wifey, 3 years older than him and they have kids, look at their 2 little cougar cubs... luke & avery"

by redneck wrecka August 10, 2008