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cockteasing

Involving straight jackets and feathers.
"I can't wait for marathon cockteasing to be recognized as a legitamate olympic sport, I'd take home the gold fo' so' baby!" -- A. Whoreski.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 11, 2010
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beijing cocktail

to shit into ones mouth while they are sleeping
Ted: i woke up with poop in my mouth this morning

Bill: oh yeah, walter gave you a beijing cocktail while you were sleeping
by livinladivaloca August 30, 2006
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cocktease

one who teases the male penis
Jenny is such a whore, what a cocktease!
by Vadim January 23, 2005
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Pussy Juice Cocktail

When a girl pisses in a man/womans ass then sucks it out.
My g/f was thirsty and had to pee, so she gave me a pussy juice cocktail and solved both problems at once.
by Ant Laws November 18, 2006
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shrimp cocktail

the use of a corpse's toe for anal erotica.
"I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise...a shrimp cocktail!"
by ScreaminCreamer January 6, 2008
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cocktail

I'm going out tonight, gonna get me some cocktail!
by Chris Kirk July 25, 2008
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cocktail

a cigarette with multiple drugs (especially illegal or ill prescribed one's)
That cocktail is sure to hurt later on.
by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2009
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