Company Gunny

The single scariest thought a barracks Marine could conjure.

Oh no! The Company Gunny is knocking at the door. SCHNEEEEEEEEEWIIIIIIIIZ

by Beeshwop June 18, 2011

compadre

Signifies a point in a relationship beyond friendship yet below the level of a romantic encounter. Not to be confused with a "boyfriend" or "girlfriend". Although this type of relationship may progress to that level, there is no guarantee of anything beyond friendship.

T is my compadre.

by G April 13, 2004

Comfy J

The most comfortable position of pillow laying; the body is in between to large pillows. Used mostly for sex, or watching tv. Or both.

James: What do you want now?
Female: A comfy J!!!!!
James: Damn, woman, let me turn on the T.V. first.

by Filipino Fury August 30, 2007

comey comey goey goey

A slang term for ejaculation. The term comes from the episode "THE UNCOMFORTABLY SEXUAL EPISODE | Prop Hunt #37" of Markiplier's Garry's Mod series, started when Wade responds to a premature ejaculation joke and his friends mock and make jokes about the use of the term.

Don't find my comey comey goey goey sock

by Michael Washboard June 14, 2021

Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008

bmw e46 compact

A piece of shit ugly car usually bought by people who want to brag about owning a bmw

“Wow look at this retard driving his bmw e46 compact thinking he’s impressing people lmao”

by IsYaBoiSteliosss November 20, 2021

enjoy my own company

verb. a nicer way of saying "masturbate"
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.

Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)

by teh_cactus July 2, 2006