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Taylor Swift Complex

A girl who thinks she's stuck in high school.
a more serious case involves women who write pathetic "my heart broke" songs with the same four chords.

Avoid these women at all costs.
Jeanie says she's still heartbroken after her boyfriend in 3rd grade dumped her. That fucking bitch has a serious case of taylor swift complex.
by Penisenvyahha February 21, 2011
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god complex

Dumb ass who acts like he is above everyone...

*cough* *cough* Lebron James
by hdhebdjicdns March 2, 2015
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pokemon complex

A complex where someone gets hooked on something, usually starting with a singular item, but then needing everything for it. Usually resides around collecting toys, cards, movies, or other similiar items.
I told myself I would only get the first movie, but my pokemon complex kicked in and I bought the whole trilogy.
by GoodLuckChuck March 6, 2012
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my pants are completely off

Something incredible is going to happen soon and I am very excited about it.
"Hey, did you hear? Soundgarden are back together and they're gonna be touring again!"

"Holy crap, are you kidding? Oh man, my pants are completely off!"
by uwg January 27, 2010
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Myspace angle ego-fatness complex

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.
Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"
by Thorrr September 22, 2010
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Cartman Complex

The un-natural obssesion with attempting to give all people who disagree with you HIV.

After the HIV is delivered the person suffering from the syndrome feels the need to crack the joke: "I'm HIV positive my way was easier", implying that they could have avoided thier misfortune simply by agreeing with the sufferer.

This term was first created after South Park Episode 1, Season 12 "Tonsil Trouble" that was first aired on March 12, 2008.
EXAMPLE:

Quote from the TV series before the event of Cartman giving Kyle AIDS, due to the Cartman Complex:

Butters: I just, eh. Well.. I don't know if I should be helping you make Kyle look silly.

Cartman: Butters. Helping People who have AIDS, is one of the most important things you could do.

Butters: I know, but are you sure Kyle has to be taught a lesson?

Cartman: I'm not just sure, butters. I'm H.I.V. Positive.

Butters: Oh yeah, eh. I guess that's true
by N1XY August 28, 2009
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Ivanka Complex

In Freudian psychoanalytic theory, it refers to a father’s sexual desire for his own daughter. Dotards and Stable Geniuses often exhibit this type of behavior.
“I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her.”
-Donald Trump

Wildlife Documentary Narrator: “Here, deep in the jungles of Mar-a-Lago, we see the Ivanka Complex in action as a dotard attempts to mate with his female offspring”
by Howimetyourgrandma May 14, 2019
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