The Second Coming of Jesus

When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.

Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin: Nice Bro!!!!

by Seraph151 January 6, 2019

Comin

Coming Up

Yo you, knwo that underground fool DJ Stylez? His ass is comin fast...

by Stylez September 16, 2003

Second Coming of Christ

Barrack Obama

Look at the following Barrack Obama has. People gaze at him in awe. This must be the Second Coming of Christ.

by Indiana Greg February 24, 2009

Canadian Chubacabra Comics

Otherwise abreviated as CCC. A series of comics drawn by two Sophmores in Yorkville High School. These comics include 4 main characters, Kyle, Dane, Aaron, and Derik, but usually if not always include other characters. These comics are nonsense and very random and very funny as well. They normally make fun of things going on in the world, ex. War On terrorism. It is to be noted that these comics have nothing to do with Canadians or Chubacabras. Also note that Chubacabrsa is spelled wrong. We really dont care and meant to spell it that way. We do have a web site, Canadianchubacabra.cheezerzone.com. Everything is Copyrighted. Please come see it. You'll like it. We promise. Actually we're desperate. But still come visit. Please. We need the publicity.....We have a forum and wallpaper as well as comics!

First Kid - Have you seen that new Canadian Chubacabra Comics?

Second Kid - Canadian Chuba-what?

First Kid - You know, those comics drawn by those two kids.

Second Kid - Never heard of it.

First Kid - Yeah me neither.

Me - DAMN YOU

by Thumbs4all December 6, 2006

didn't see that coming

Hawkeye's old shield said this in "Age of Ultron."

Pietro: "Didn't see that coming."

by idiot *trademark* August 8, 2018

comi

A personal slang term for someone who is a commie or communist. Some people call them animals. In theory, they wish to change the world for the better, but end up fucking the whole thing up. Common term for anyone who is a commie, communist, commie bastard, pinko, socialist, Red, fag, faggot, idiot, chicom, cubcom, bitch, ho, homo, moron, liberal, feminist, or democrat. Also includes people who send money to North Korea, who's father's name is Mao, and people who piss you off.

The comi insulted me in his native language, and I taught him the international language, Pain.

by GTO July 24, 2008

coming

Having a rapturous moment.

"Ah, God's prick and balls!" cried Curval, "I'm happier than He, for I'm coming."

by Kev Corwin February 25, 2008