Chris 

If you meet a Chris and genuinely like them, you most likely have severe brain damage. Or you just enjoy the endless pain of being near someone as ugly and weird as a Chris.

Obama: He is one annoying fucking whore.

Vienna: He must be a Chris.

Chris by britwhorevunt August 8, 2018

Chris 

Chris is the greatest of all time he will be there to soport every decision you make he will stick up for you no matter what and will always love you. He says your the one that got away but it’s okay because if you never became friends with him you would probably be to lonley to live he knows everything about you and you know everything about him. He’s your rock and at the thought of losing him you will be devastated. He’s amazing at basketball and baseball and he’s always right. You can tell him everything he knows the worst things that have happened to you and he excepts it he is truly amazing. And every time you say goodbye he says he loves you and makes you say it back sometimes he can be a dick but it’s okay because you love him

Chris is a dick but I love him

Chris by SoccerHoe2.O August 12, 2018

Chris 

He is the most talented person to ever exist. He’s the tallest person. He doesn’t curse at district. He is the best marcher. He’s a 15 time stater on alto sax and recorder. He’s the type of person to have a high GPA.

“Chris is just chris”

Chris by Nathan_campbellisthebest August 19, 2018

Chris 

A guy who shows up in your town unannounced and doesn't speak. Thinks Gracie has posted on here about him but never has. Thinks some just care about looks but it's not true. Keeps putting Gracie in no win situations where he always has the upper hand.

I saw chris at church but he wouldn't talk to me.

Chris by Checkyospirit September 5, 2018

Chris 

A very depressed guy. He can be happy when he see' s his soul mate. He's not afraid to be flirty in a sexual way and girls don't mind that. He is in the middle of hot and decent.

Chris-"I will slap you thigh and you WILL moan(wink wink)."
Chris-"I had to wear long sleeves for a reason."

Chris by 0018638 September 19, 2018

Chris 

A fag in disguise secretly getting the he pussy

Chris is a fag

Chris by Big-dick-bee October 15, 2018

Chris 

Used to describe pussy bitchboys who lack common sense. Chrises are typically tall, and slightly gay. If you meet one, make sure to not get on his bad side, as they have very odd ways of getting revenge. Despite this, Chrises are great friends, and ones you'd want to keep.

"Hey Mitch, you know Chris?"

"Yeah, why?"

"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."

"Well he's still a good friend..."

"Yeah, you're right."

Chris by rinxshiemi October 22, 2018