monkey chops

when i need a home and ive got no-one to trust or share, i got a £50 note and burned it with a match using a-level maths to chant to jerry springer when it is really crap, i used to have a telivisiion but the sprites died. The monkey chops ate me with their leader some call Jebus, but some call geoff

I need a monkey to sit on.

by Ralfh October 14, 2004

Chops

certain kind of rim known as blades

im ridin on some chops

by b cf March 15, 2005

Chops

Chops Means jewelery.
Bracelets mainly but can also be associated with chains also

Aiiyo blood your chops look grimey.
"Hello friend your jewelery looks great"

by Julian Vassell October 13, 2004

chopsticks

where you are born with two penises that can pick things up and place them comfortably into your mouth

man pulls down his trousers as he tucks into his chinese meal using his 'chopsticks' to place things into his mouth.

by manning93 August 7, 2009

choos

to 'choose' something slightly more carelessly then regular choosing. (eh, it made the dictionary bish!)

i choo choo choos u.

by tristan February 25, 2004

Chopsocky

A term used to describe comedic, drunken violence.

Mad party. Reckon we'll see some mad chopsocky? *gets hit by a flying blender*

by Nerje June 5, 2003

chopstick

Chop-Stick
1: To stab the fuck out of food with a pair of chopsticks
2: A sexual innuendo implying that you are going to mega-fuck someone

1: Dude, I'm gonna' chopstick the hell out of that damn eggroll.
2: Hey, did you see that girl over by the fountain? I'd totally love to chopstick her rice.

by Zen Nyne March 3, 2009