Chode

One who has a small male sexual organ. Also known to be a braggart, fiend, sexual deviant, cleptomaniac, bad tipper, and a red head.

Hey Ursula why do you keep going out with that dude? He is such a chode and he looks like a genetically altered aardvark.

by The predicament August 24, 2014

chode

when someone dick is thicker than it is longer

man, i have a chode

by jay February 12, 2003

Chode

someting wider than it is long

a rectangle, a short fish bowl

by micheal o 'ryan February 19, 2003

Chode

A chode is something that Anna, a 14 year old girl from cincinasty, chokes on. In her spare time she enjoys coloring it different colors for varying levels of pleasurocity.

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^ a chode, cus we said so

by Rhandea-Muchee December 28, 2005

chode

A strap-on dildo, often used by women to penetrate a lover's orephus.

The lesbian had to use a chode to make love to her girlfriend.

by Amanda April 12, 2005

chode

Chode is this skin b/t your dick and your ass!!!!!!!!! No matter what you say Bart!!!

Its not a gouche!!!! Chode Chode Chode!!!

by The Right one June 24, 2003

chode

to but it simply, a short but yet a fat penis.

or a penis of an extremly overweight individual who cannot find his penis.
ex. fat bastard

i like your chode, but i'm sorry you can't see it too.

by loser.face January 23, 2005