chode

past tense of chide

When I hauled out my my short, fat penis she chode me all night.

by doboy11 November 13, 2011

The Chode

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

by Steak_N_Shake May 4, 2021

chode

a derogatory term for someone who is unusually short, stocky and/or fat

Look at that chode! Is he an extra from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? He could crawl up my ass and I'd never notice!

by StupidDummySlut April 28, 2004

chode

a chode is nothing but a slang term for any penis.

that fucking slut douchebag huffed my chode like a side show sword swallower.

by christonacrutch October 24, 2004

Chode

The verb form of "choding." Witch is when a guy who has a chode is masturbating.

He had to chode(verb) because his chode(noun) needed pleasure.

by Jason C.. February 4, 2003

chode

ch' o' de - short blone hair

I just went to the barber, do you like my chode

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

chode

it's a peice of shit that is larger than a dingleberry yet smaller than a turd

I flushed and a chode floated back up

by Carl Jenkins June 29, 2003