buffered

When you're being protected.

Bro they are gonna blame you for the bad design.
No worries! I'm buffered. Design review is passed and approved by numerous engineers and senior designers.

by samozvanets June 22, 2014

buffer activity

Something couples do in between getting home and making out. Examples include board games, card games, or cuddling while watching TV.

Caelie: You wanna make out?
Steve: We just got home, we need a buffer activity. How about we watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory first?
Caelie: Ok.

by KillerSkorpion May 15, 2014

buffzhe

A super buff asian dude. All the girls love him, and he has gloriously tanned abs. Really popular and muscular.

man, i'd rate that dude a buffzhe/10, he's so damn hot

by buffzhefanpage February 2, 2015

bufferage

The anger that ensues when one wants to stream or download something yet buffering interferes. This typically happens whenever one is not connected to wifi.

I was good until the amazing and poignant YouTube video I wanted to share started buffering. In this horrible moment, I experienced bufferage.

by Nuckolsandwich May 12, 2015

Buffer Chick

When you have a guy friend who dates girls well below his league that treat him like shit, so you get him a "Buffer Chick", she is solid 8/10 that boosts his self image and he, because of this, starts dating girls who are worth his time and attention.

"Dude I can't believe Jack dated trash like Stacy. We should get him a Buffer Chick."

by Oled Greg September 27, 2015

Buffer and chill

When you mess around with your partner instead of watching the video because the wifi is bad.

"Did you guys enjoy the movie?"
"Nah man, it was buffer and chill all night"
"Did you tap tho?"
"AYEEEE"

by SirRusky May 1, 2016

Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting

Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"

by BrianDZ August 6, 2016