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Boner City

When something is so outrageously awesome, it feels like multiple simultaneous boners. While this can be applied to anything, the majority of instances are used to describe incredibly attractive women.
David: Dude, those chicks over there are fuckin' hot.

Matt: Oh yeah. Boner city.
by Melamed May 14, 2008
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hoodie boner

when your hoodie bunches up around the bottom. and sticks out looking like a boner. usually when sitting down.
"immanuel is rocking a triple hoodie boner right now"
by immanuel sin December 27, 2007
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Boner

Something that seems to happen whenever you're with your accountant
Accountant: Okay, let's file this tax return for you
Embarrassed Client: I'm so sorry but I've got a raging boner just being near you
by JJ-DJ January 28, 2017
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Lady BONER

When a female is turned on and aroused. She will experience a strong pulsating sensation and wetness in her vagina. But beware! It can be dangerous. A lady boner can interfere with motor skills such as walking, talking and even thinking. A lady boner must be taken care of immediately or else your fucked and stuck with it. Other symptoms may include heart palpitations, sweats and flushed cheeks.
"Hey Laura, see that HOT guy over there, well he just gave me a lady boner."

"So I had a sexting session last night. It was so intense that I couldn't get up and walk with my lady boner."
by Olga2018 June 15, 2018
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brain boner

Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a spur of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, especially in subjects like philosophy & logic.
John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?

Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a brain boner.
by nullswitch March 6, 2011
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boderant

When someone fails to use deodourant, they get Body Odour, so u say they use BO-derant.
'WTF Matt E, u been using BOderant'
MAtt get a better beoderant
by Ben Collier January 3, 2005
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boner crushing

The act of firmly pressing your erect penis into inanimate objects (e.g. a mattress, window, or door jamb) for the purpose of quenching desire or instilling fear and intimatidation into others.
Alex got so excited he started boner crushing the window at Rob's office much to Rob's shame and secret delight.
by Fitzmuenster April 24, 2010
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