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Blockey2Hockey

1.) The supreme Deity, higher than Jesus Christ. Alternate term for God.

2.) The supreme deity of the Revvine Religion
Blockey2Hockey is God
by Blockey 2 Hockey January 16, 2003
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Blackest Tea Kettle

Someone who brags and/or is so egotistical, they purposely place themselves in a disatvantage in order to show there "the best". Usually always useing "I" in the beginning of a sentence.
Mike: I dont need friends like other people do, I am the best.
Julio: Man, you are the Blackest Tea Kettle i know.
by CosmicRey July 9, 2011
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cock blocker

A male not allowing another male get some...( hitting a home run)
Ex:

Lana: hey Clark, wanna come over my house today?

Clark: sure

Lex: dude,you can't go. We have B-ball practice today.

Clark: oh yeah that's right.

*moments later after Lana leaves*

Clark: Lex what's your problem?....you're such a COCK BLOCKER!
by D.L.R. 91 March 1, 2008
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blocksworld

fuck off blocksworld
oh shit he called me a blocksworld!!
by QWRTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVNMPOIUYT October 16, 2017
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Blocket

A Swedish yard sale online. Everyone can buy/sell stuff on it, but only if you are in Sweden.
Friend: Damn! We need a new car and a new pet.

Me: Aha, found it! Here on Blocket! Now you can go and get the shit, I don't remember what you wanted...
by TheLegendIn52 January 24, 2018
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blocked website

a schools defense of students slacking off. usually schools will block any inappropriate website or any website for games, but they still haven't found tyrones unblocked games or the useless web.
student 1: aw man, coolmathgames is a blocked website now!
student 2: just go on tyrones unblocked games. they have papas pizzaria.
by sk_ype February 11, 2020
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Blocksify

My friend is a Blocksify
by Blocksify\ October 18, 2020
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