BLANKET

THE FEMALE THAT COMFORTS A MAN IN HIS TRANSFORMATION.. FROM HIS PREVIOUS WOMAN TOO THE NEXT... OR BACK INTO HIS PREVIOUS WOMANS ARMS ...

BLANKET :
YOU LEFT ASHLEY BRO ?
YEA BUT I GOT THIS BLANKET NAMED JESSICA .
BLANKET ?
YEA FEMALE TO COVER UP THE LAST TELL I FIND THE NEXT !
AHH BLANKET RIGHT! LOL ...

by ASHLEY TRAVOLTA March 28, 2010

Banked

If you have banked something this means you have concealed an item in your vagina or your anal pipe to hide and or smuggle without detection.

Prisoner to other prisoner,
Prisoner 1: Oi, how did you sneak that mobile phone in here?
Prisoner 2: I banked it Mate! Charger too. Got one for sale if your needing one. Brand new and boxed.

by gash pirates July 30, 2011

Pigs in a Blanket

Another name for weed , pot , or marijuana.

Examples :

Im trying get to get blown , do you have some pigs in a blanket ?

I had some pigs in a blanket this morning now I'm on cloud nine.

by Benjii - November 9, 2012

blanzed

to be told to shut the fuck up and not speak for the rest of the day

Homey, don't talk to me for the rest of the day, you've been blanzed

by Jimmy November 5, 2003

blanket disease

The lines on your face when you sleep too long in one position. Comes from sleeping on a crumpled up blanket or pillow case.

After having sex he fell asleep and woke up with blanket disease all over his face.

by Vallanderstern October 23, 2005

Blankenship

A ship that breaks the mold, and moldy bread grows from the captains hat. It's planted in a fancy hat/planter. This is essential for the captains safe passage. Also captain blankenship is totally insane.

Aye here comes blankenship, jesus that guy creeps us out. I agree said jesus, in a puerto rican accent.

by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017

security blanket sex syndrome

When a male or female feels uncomfortable having sex in someone else's house or apartment. They can only fornicate in listening distance of their parent(s).

Boy: "Hey baby, wanna come back to my apartment so we can have some alone time?"

Girl: "I'm not a huge fan of sleeping with you at your place, I would feel more comfortable with you pounding me in my parents guest room."

Boy: "Thats the room next to your parents?"

Girl: "I know" (wearing a very dirty smile)

Boy: "You definitely have security blanket sex syndrome, I should probably go look for someone else, but I think your hott so I'll be by in a little bit"

by brandyOnIce February 21, 2011