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Pork bench

Something you sit on when u came to goon haha yes it does actually exist
I came to goon, pork bench
by Porkbench July 6, 2024
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Scandinavian Bench-press

When you take a towel or washing cloth and hang it from your erect penis in an attempt to test the strength
Last week I got out the shower and I tried the Scandinavian Bench-press. Its when you hang a towel from your penis to test its strength
by Chris100000000000000 March 1, 2026
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Gadsby Benchrat

Gadsby Benchrat!
Hey! Gadsby Benchrat!
by GBAS March 10, 2025
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gadsby benchrat

Gadsby Benchrat!
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African Benchpress

Must be with an African Female riding you and just before climax, you push her into the air like a benchpress and shot the semen into her vagina.
Person1: I heard you got with this black girl last night.

You: Yeah I gave her an “African Benchpress”.
by SuperGooner67 January 6, 2026
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at the bench

a term coined by jay and matt symbolizing they will see each other tomorrow morning at their normal hang out spot in school, known as the bench.
matt: i gotta go, at the bench

jay: whea
by knobhead September 1, 2008
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claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 11, 2008
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