50th base

Having sex to the point where you are so sore you can't move, then forcing yourself on top of your partner and bouncing up and down.

1st guy: "Dude I got to 50th base last night"
2nd guy: "I thought I heard you two screaming, but I had no idea."
1st guy: "Yeah I can't feel my junk now."

by Newlemming October 18, 2008

second base

highly debated base when talking about sexual accomplishments, all that needs to be done is to clarify what "league" youre "playing" in.

second base in minor league baseball is feeling a girl up.

second base in *major* league baseball is fingering or handjob.

Major league- 1st base makeout with feeling up; 2nd handjob/fingering; 3rd blowjob/ eating out; home sex

minors- 1st base makeout; 2nd feeling up (breasts); 3rd oral/fingering/handjob; home sex

"oh my god becky, last night, james and i went to second base!"
"major or minor league?"
"major baby!"
"oh wowww"

by gabiegh January 10, 2008

129th Base

Having sex and not having sex at the exact same time.

Tom: wait, how do you even get to 129th base?
Bill: the easiest way is to fuck Schrödinger's Cat

by mmm.grapes December 26, 2009

7th Base

7th Base of sex: Open flesh wound...
(After 6th Base - Anal sex)

Got all the way to 7th base last night! Nearly passed out!!

by HellishDolphinRevenge November 11, 2012

35th Base

Having sex with Buddha's belly button, and becoming the new Buddha. You then go through a series of events very much like the Santa Clause Movies.

What happened to Amelia Earhart is often assumed unknown but was actually 35th Base in action.

by An Elephant December 15, 2008

Touch Base

To briefly update someone on future plans. Usually associated with business deals.

Yo! Bigz when you wanna touch base on this tree situation.

by T-M0N3Y $ May 9, 2008

74th Base

When you fuck everyone you know who possesses a name beginning with the next 5 letters in the alphabet after yours. You must then do 69 + 5 other positions to equal 74

Person A:- Guess what, I reached 74th Base with Rob last night
Person B:- I know, because I was the letter U

by after Eights April 12, 2010