by anotherlifeisdead February 2, 2009
Get the awkward hairflip mug.Words used to describe the gesture made by your left hand after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence or noticeably awkward moment. The person executing the "Awkward Umbrella" is holding up an imaginary umbrella and moving their head around slightly to try and stay under this imaginary umbrella being blown by the imaginary wind.
Blah Blah made another awkward comment about her imaginary friends. So I whipped out my awkward umbrella hoping not to get wet from her awkward comments.
by FLICKA_DA BOWLER July 24, 2009
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if your in a really awkward situation then you put your arm up into a goose shape and mouth awkward goose to make everyone laugh.
Joey: so yeah, i shagged your mum
Chandler: mate what the fuck
*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*
Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah
Chandler: mate what the fuck
*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*
Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah
by shanshanshanshan April 16, 2010
Get the awkward goose mug.Similar to an awkward boner, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An awkward roger can occur in the following situations:
1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
Bill: "Oh Brian, Elizabeth is so adorable. Can I hold her?"
Brian: "Of course."
Bill: "She's so swe--"
Brian: "What's the matter."
Bill: "Awkward roger!"
I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
Brian: "Of course."
Bill: "She's so swe--"
Brian: "What's the matter."
Bill: "Awkward roger!"
I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
by Lance Stickman March 22, 2011
Get the Awkward Roger mug.Ex 1:
Female: This is so awkward.... He's just a jealous ex.
Ex 2:
Male: She must be looking for my brother.
Female: I thought you were an only child?
Male: Awkward..
Female: This is so awkward.... He's just a jealous ex.
Ex 2:
Male: She must be looking for my brother.
Female: I thought you were an only child?
Male: Awkward..
by Foxx870 April 15, 2011
Get the Awkward mug.A person hanging out with one or more people and is:
1. Not talking or making little to no effort to start or sustain a conversation
2. Killing the "vibe"
3. Noticeably sticking out from the group as if he/she were a white man playing streetball in Compton
4. Not really wanted, but just sort of there
5. Overall somerone who will be remembered for being so awkward and so...weird
1. Not talking or making little to no effort to start or sustain a conversation
2. Killing the "vibe"
3. Noticeably sticking out from the group as if he/she were a white man playing streetball in Compton
4. Not really wanted, but just sort of there
5. Overall somerone who will be remembered for being so awkward and so...weird
Example One:
Chad: "Dude lets hang out"
Blake: "Yeah sure man...oh crap here comes Dillon"
Dillon: "Hey"
Chad: "Hey man"
Blake: "Hey hows it going"
Dillon: "Good.............................................Hows Life?"
Blake: ".....Dammit Dillon why do you have to be such an awkward sausage."
Example 2:
Pete: "So I saw you were making your move on Lisa last night"
Carl: "Well I was trying but frcken Tim was following us around the whole time and doing nothing but staring at us with his creepy little eyes."
Pete: "Dammit, Tim's such an awkward sausage"
Chad: "Dude lets hang out"
Blake: "Yeah sure man...oh crap here comes Dillon"
Dillon: "Hey"
Chad: "Hey man"
Blake: "Hey hows it going"
Dillon: "Good.............................................Hows Life?"
Blake: ".....Dammit Dillon why do you have to be such an awkward sausage."
Example 2:
Pete: "So I saw you were making your move on Lisa last night"
Carl: "Well I was trying but frcken Tim was following us around the whole time and doing nothing but staring at us with his creepy little eyes."
Pete: "Dammit, Tim's such an awkward sausage"
by UrbanMessiah November 19, 2011
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