Alex is a Serbian coont who likes to play with his asian penis, he also like to do a big of wanking. (when he can he has to use tweezers) He went out with a stunning girl called Jess, then he was flirting with this ugly tramp called Fishy fanny
Abbie, she was a slut and a sket, wait, was!?!? Still is and always will be
Abbie uses fake pictures, from google, ect. Then Jess went out with him again for a
joke and her and her best friend laughed ahahahha as he said he loved her, she said she loved him back but she was joking as only a mother could love his face, he also uses people for money like katie
frog frog, she was ugly! Then he
cut of his little asian penis because he can'
t have Jess back.
Alex:Oh I love you so much Jess.
Ellie:AHAHAH OMG AHHAHA
Alex:
STFU you dyslexic cow.
Ellie:Shh you serbian coonty
fucker
Jess:Ew Alex go to Fugly Katie and
Abbie, and finger their wide fishy pussayyyyaahhhh.