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African Hitch-Hiking Feet 

African Hitch-Hiking Feet Syndrome (AFH) can be attributed to vigorous walking through terrain that can lead to amputation of the feet if not careful. Most common in rural areas of Northern Africa such as Uganda, Papua New Guinea, Congo and Niger.
"Hey yo man lets walk over to Mac Donald's"
"Nah vro I Don't want to get African Hitch-Hiking Feet"
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african rudder 

The act of sticking your thumb up your Anus and having another male move your arm back and forth. Similar to the Dutch rudder.
Josh had Jimmy help him with an African rudder.

african snow plow

When you're fucking a African American and you proceed to stick four pounds of cocaine in their ass then you motorboat their asshole
I got with this girl last night and she randomly gave me an African snow plow and my asshole is more streched than jared from subway

African Wormhole

When men do not ejaculate correctly and the cum inside the dick hole dries up. When it is removed, the cum will look like a tape-worm which refers to Africa's tapeworm issue.
Sister: Damn bro did you come back from Africa? That tapeworm is long as fuck!
Brother: Nah man it was the African Wormhole...

African Subway 

When you shit into another person's asshole.
"Hey, I heard that Sean and Sally rode the African Subway last night."
African Subway by bukkit7 June 8, 2018

African not Albino 

An African that isn't white. The true black man.
I swear he's African Albino? No; he's African not Albino.

African Earworm 

When the song Africa plays on the radio once (by weezer or Toto) and is stuck in your head and It drives you nuts yet puts you in a hyperactive mood.
I can’t get an Africa - stuck out of my head- it’s gonna take a lot to take me away from you- there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do! I have an African Earworm- I bless the rains down in Africa!!!
African Earworm by xandroe September 5, 2018