F.A.H. 

The Premier Squad-Up Klick brings to you, the elite coalition of Husla's, Pimps, and Balla's of the West Side of Seattle. Headquarters is located at "Tha Hot Spot" A.K.A. "Pili-Locos' Crib" Founders of F.A.H. consist of: Jerminator, Pili-Locos, Marioso, and G-Money (a.k.a Young Geezy) F.A.H. is furthermore copyrighted as of May 2006, all rights reserved by "Squad-Up Incorporated" ......FUCK-A-HOE!!!!

F.A.H. means Fuck-A-HOE!!! The premier Klick in the 206

F.A.H. by F.A.H. July 30, 2008

H.A.L.F. 

Homley Alcohol Liberation Front

Crown Royal has been liberated by the H.A.L.F.

H.A.L.F. by PiMo November 12, 2008

F A B 

Acronym for Fake Ass Bitch. A female who is a complete facade. She is made up of lies and is completely unreliable.

PJ: Did that girl that gave you her number and told you to call her ever call you back man?

Sheldon: Nah, I called twice and she screened the shit outta me. She's a fuckin' F A B.

F A B by Shellie Shel March 21, 2008

F.A.P. 

abbreviation. Stands for Free And Personal. The ultimate definition of fapping; it cost nothing(Free), and you're usually by yourself(Personal).

I'm done doing for others; it's F.A.P. time.

F.A.P. by Altur-Goldenmean August 15, 2012

F.A.P. 

Acronym for Fast As Possible. This is used when you need something faster than A.S.A.P.

Where A.S.A.P. implies prioritizing the requested action along with competing priorities, F.A.P. means nothing else is as important. Its urgency is also communicated since the word itself can be uttered more quickly than A.S.A.P. because it is one syllable shorter.

The CEO is on his way to my office, I need those reports on my desk F.A.P.

F.A.P. by Lee T. Wilson May 24, 2014

F.A.G 

FAG is the name given the Film Actors' Guild of peaceniks in "Team America."
Alec Baldwin is the head of F.A.G., Film Actors'Guild, not Ben Affleck. Affleck's little buddy from that Mork from Ork movie, Matt Damon, is in 'Team America,' delivering his one line, 'Matt Damon,' a la Timmy. Kim Jong Il invites F.A.G to a world peace summit.

For example,"Some day they will say 'Thanks, F.A.G.'"
Nice job, F.A.G.

F.A.G by Bill Marchl December 28, 2005

F.A.V 

A fake ass vegan. Someone who calls them self a vegan but loosely follows the rules of no meat, dairy, or animal furs, skins, or testing.

Sydni: I thought you were a vegan?
Tony: I still eat fish though...
Valencia: *Whispers* he’s a F.A.V

F.A.V by Hairyacornlover July 30, 2017