lifen't

Contraction of life and not for "not alive"

Guy1: I love watching anime
Guy2: Go commit lifen't

by Big Boi C December 1, 2018

lifebelt

your boat is approaching another boat. filled with courage and good will you jump into the blue. it is pitch dark, all you can see is the lifebelt thrown at you. you swim and hurry towards it.

"is the lifebelt drifting away from me? tell me now."

by Krkič May 24, 2019

Of a lifetime

An overused term designed to generate artificial enthusiasm for some mundane experience.

I am flying to Cleveland to take job cleaning gum off sidewalks; it's going to be the ride if a lifetime, the trip if a lifetime and the job of a lifetime all rolled into one!!

by Kroenig September 11, 2019

Lifecasting

Broadcasting your life live to the world.

Justin Kan, founder of Justin.tv, pioneered the art of Lifecasting by broadcasting his life 24/7 through the use of a laptop, an internet air card, and a webcam.

by Michael Seibel September 19, 2007

lifewise

When someone's life is as painful as yours, and they agree on the matter

''Hey man, bad day today, I lost my watch and my parents got hit by a train''

''Lifewise buddy, that happened to me last week''

by Stack Attack March 1, 2014

Lifespan

A place where they say MAGIC happens, but that is not true. It is like an insane asylum. The staff are crazy. Especially Ms.Tuvey

OMG Lifespan is scary!

by Unknowngayboy October 5, 2016

Lifejacket

One who thinks he's good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn't eat their ass.

Whose up next?
Oh you know, Lifejacket.
Oh fuck, not again!

by Lifejacket May 5, 2006