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Perfect penis 

Shahns penis is perfect.
Have you seen Shahns penis? It’s perfect Shahn has the perfect penis when it’s pumped! Only when it’s pumped.
Perfect penis by Si senior June 12, 2021

kefe lo penis 

A term used on a Fukakanua, typical slang in west Auckland
Brooo you got that 'kefe lo penis'?
kefe lo penis by andyblackcaps December 3, 2016

Your Moms Penis 

1 Your moms penis is a sexy kinky litle term for sex and fun
2 A ,,insolt,, but its more of a joke or someting you will find on 4chan by internet weebs
3 Its a great joke/prank if people dont expect it
4 Good combos with dezz nuts or your mama jokes.
1 You :Hey I fould this hot girl the oter day
Afro american : Really?Whats her name?
You:Your mothers penis
2Ilian:Do you want a CD?
Cris:Yea why not?
Ilian:See dezz nuts,on top of your moms penis.

pashtun penis 

A tribal penis that runs on chai, silk, and multiple wives. Enjoys sex 5 times a day.
Khalid has such a Pashtun penis, he is already on his fourth orgasm before lunch.

pashtun penis afghan khalid
pashtun penis by Pashtunlove July 8, 2015

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis 

The bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually isn’t that good at all.
Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.

Wenis Penis 

a retard bitch ass who likes ding dong.
Wenis Penis by DingalingTV June 15, 2017