catabstrophe 

An event that occurs when one continually opens new tabs in a web browser without closing old ones, causing the user to get lost and confused in the sheer number of open websites.

There are two primary elements that cause this:
1. Not closing them JUST IN CASE you will go back to them later, similar to pack rats
2. Laziness

Last night I went to check Facebook, Twitter, Gmail, Fark, and all of my webcomics at the same time ... and before I knew it I had a catabstrophe on my hands! I didn't know which tab to click next!

catabstrophe by belgianrofls September 9, 2009

cataracts of venus

Upon completion of male orgasm, the penis is left inside the vagina until it becomes limp. At this time, the male urinates inside the vagina with triumphant force.

I can't believe my boyfriend urinated inside my pussy last night. The fucker said he always wanted to give me the cataracts of venus. What the fuck!

cataracts of venus by frankscoff June 2, 2010

Catamination 

Catamination occurs when a cat contaminates an item of food or a beverage intended for people by attempting to consume, or shedding fur on said item.

Widespread catamination occurred in the kitchen after the cat stuck his head in every glass on the table.

Catamination by QingQannabis June 1, 2010

Cathay Disaster 

When you gamble in lose during a trans-Pacific flight.

We had just crossed the international date line when I had a Cathay Disaster and shit my pants. The flight attendant told me to never trust a fart in Asia

Cathay Disaster by undiesj October 12, 2011

Catwhale 

Catwhale - an adult, large sized catfish.

Catwhale - An adult, large sized catfish particulary the genus Corydoras

Hey Y'all I'm going Cathwhalin'! You wann' go?

I just a caught a Catwhale and I'm going to eat this bitch!

Dude! That's not a catfish - that's a fucking Catwhale!

Catwhale!!!!!!!!

Catwhale by BigNerdLolz November 10, 2013

Catreesha 

Catreesha is an African-American name used for extremely white girls with white-girl dance moves. Catreesha's often times are hilarious and seem very one-dimensional until you break through her humor shield. She's lovely, kind, caring, sweet, and beautiful. Catreesha's make the best best friends.

Catreesha is my best friend and I love her.

Catreesha by Beans8989 April 12, 2015

catch him in traffic 

Rappers saying "Catch him in traffic" or "ill catch you in traffic" it means that while there going somewhere there going to catch them in traffic and kill them

I hear that nigga beefin with you.
Facts, lets catch him in traffic.

catch him in traffic by Zack2g May 17, 2016