fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

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Ghost rider

Someone who sleeps with you and immediately disappears into the night.

Girl #1 - “Damn he didn’t ghost you did he?!”
Girl #2 - “Worse... he was a ghost rider...”

by thebronchwhisperer March 30, 2022

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Hog Ridaa

When you fuck a whore doggy style.

Dude I did a "Hog Ridaa" to that girl

by Koliv_ April 2, 2022

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MTB Rider

Someone who has more cuts and bruises on their body than stars in the sky.

"Jeez, he looks badly injured! Oh wait, he's an MTB Rider. He won't care so we won't either.

by mtbkiddo April 10, 2022

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North ridgeville schools

The kids are very homophobic and racist. New principle isn’t it and likes little kids better than his wife. Lots of fights and drügs (mostly wêëd) teachers disrespect students and then the students get in trouble when they react (poor jordy :/)

Parent: hey kid how was your first day at north ridgeville schools today
Kid: someone got busted with węéd in the bathroom and some other kids got in a fight and one kid got in trouble when a teacher swore at him for no reason.

by Asthmaurmom April 20, 2022

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